What Kind of Vampire Knitter are you?
1. Do you knit mostly
a) for yourself (1)
b) for other people (2)
c) to keep from killing people (3)
d) to keep yourself from ending up in an insane asylum (4)
2. When you knit, do you use
a) dark colors, to help you blend into the shadows (1)
b) bright, hip, fashionable colors (4)
c) black. Always black (3)
d) Browns and earth tones (2)
3. When it comes to following a pattern, you
a) Pattern? Who needs a pattern? (4)
b) follow it to the last letter (1)
c) Improvise it a bit - whether it's adding a few embellishments or using fancier yarns (2)
d) only knit scarves where no pattern is necessary (3)
4. How advanced are you?
a) I'm a beginning knitter - just the basics (3)
b) I like challenging myself with harder pieces, even if I can't finish them (4)
c) I've been knitting for years - I know it all! (1)
d) I learn stuff as I go. If a pattern calls for something I don't know, I look it up! (2)
5. What types of projects do you knit?
a) I like to knit small projects like hats and scarves. (3)
b) I'll tackle a sweater, a blanket, gloves, anything! (4)
c) Intricate flowers or a soft pillow for my human girlfriend (2)
d) Dark hoods and capes (1)
If you scored from 5 - 8, you are a member of the Volturi. You are an advanced knitter who can take on almost any pattern, because you've had an eternity to do it. You prefer dark colors for you to slink into the darkness under the cover of night. You knit only for yourself, because let's face it… you're worth it. A great knit for you would be a Hooded caplet, or even a hooded cowl.
If you scored from 9 - 12, you are a careful, thoughtful knitter, like Edward Cullen or Angel. You don't like to stray too much from a pattern, but like to add your own touches. Knitting soft colors and gifts for your human girlfriend keep you occupied for eternity. A great knit for you could be Pulse Protectors for your love, or a beautiful Hooded Coat to keep her warm.
If you scored from 13- 16, you are a dark, tortured soul, like Dracula or Damon Salvatore. You love black, and you keep yourself knitting so you aren't killing innocents 24/7. You don't want anything too difficult, as it's tough to concentrate when you're simply trying to keep your thirst at bay. A great project for you is a scarf you can use as a Tourniquet, just in case you slip up, or a
If you scored from 17 - 20, you are an ambitious, albeit somewhat crazy, knitter, like Alice Cullen or Drusilla. You love bright colors and try intricate pieces, even if it's harder than what you're used to. You love to knit hip items for you to wear yourself. A great project for you would be a Lace Shrug or even a Corset!
